30 Hilarious Jokes for International Joke Day

We love making people smile – every day! That's why share daily jokes on our socials. 

So you KNOW we have to celebrate International Joke Day! It's celebrated every year on July 1st. 

In honor of the day...here are 30 of our favorite jokes. Some old – and some new! 

Leave your favorite in the comments!

 

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here, I'm going on a head.

5. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

6. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

7. Why did the melons have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe. 

8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

9. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

10. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints.

11. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

12. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

13. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

14. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

15. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

16. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

17. What happens to a bad airplane joke?

It never lands!

18. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

19. What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

20. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

22. Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

23. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

24. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

25. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

26. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

The baa baa shop.

27. Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school!

28. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

29. What do you call a broken cow?

A milk dud.

30. What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory.